The Modern Bible of Jesus Christ

**Stream of consciousness Artwork only. I am agnostic. Please do not ask me questions about religion!!*** (I know less about anything at all, than you do. Thanks.) During the writing of this, I was directed on I Corinthians, 3:18, and it seems appropriate here!!! But I was also directed to verse 3:16, and that makes sense to me to, in relation to this.

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The Modern Bible of Jesus Christ

And so the lord spoke out to us and said "this is the Word, your God. And I command you to rest in peace and freedom, until your legs no longer hurt, and you are no longer tired, from traipsing around the planet, instead enjoying the place you have been given, this lifetime.

GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST,
Dedicated to the lord, my dad, an' muh mum, da howely spear-it. Ya ready? Here goes da book of God, Volume II- and of course, me mum writes the final book of the trinity trilogy. Makes sense, right? The Book of Mary.

And there was morning, and there was evening, and we slept and ate, and drank good wine, which is aready the blood filling my veins. for Jesus is permanently inebriated. The mind of Grapes and vine. The holiest of fruits, and earthly manifestation of your lord and savior, Jesus.

THE BOOK OF VERBS

Chapter 1:

1. And Jesus spake unto the people of Jerusalem, and said- "Let him who is guided to the arms of mine father, surely be respected, and cherished. 2. In another language, we are Lakshmi, Vishnu, and Rama as Trinity. And, in the Arab religion, we are phrophet Mohammed and holy parents, strangely lumped into one: Allah. As with the Jews- Abraham and God, then known as Yeweh- Jah! to the Rastas in the house! 3. And I, the Christ child, or whatever you want to call meh, emerged from muh mum, or whatever you wand to believe, until the rest of ye fuck it up again, and we start anew, like with the book of Mormon. 4. Which brings us to the story of Lucifer's Rebellion. 5. Lucifer, formerly known as Luke the Baptist, one of my compatriots, trusted colleagues, and hearty desciples, had some issues with some of my thoughts, and nailed me to the cross, hoping I would 'return anew, more enlightened still. And so, I came back as Muhammed, Martin-Luther, Ram Dass, etc... to try and change the earth back to mightyness. 6. And this all began when Lucifer and his team rebelled against me, the Jewish King, and told me only David was king, and how dare I! "The Messiah, my ass!" said the Rabbi. "He wouldn't be a human Jew. Especially a heathen carpenter. 7. And, with that, my buddy, student, and friend, misjudged for his work, which was only as ordered, sent me back into the heavens to return as Lao Tze, and Confucious. 8. And on the sixth day, we had the sacriments, and worshiped our lord and creator in our natural nude states.

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"Baruch atove hayem, mahalka, val rashem, Tode ave amein! Baruch atoi adonoi, ha malechenu sholatoem. Ha malechenu erov shatoem. Malech ahoi toda, melachanu kivets aloem!

{sung by cantor, becoming Klezemer}} Baruch atoem malchenu, kadhazja veck avo, melech rach lla homen, kadesha kuda loe! Melachi chi kadesha, ka kadesh heinu chie! Ha tzu kadech la hohem, ma lla kainue sie!


Duh da da da DA DA! Dada duh duh dah da dah!

Chachacha chenu, mahelecha sho atove, ma halo ha cana cain, mahalech hateom cha! Shi shi shi! Mahelech atoi ato. Shi shi shi! Shu shu shu! ma hatove hatove hata che vue. Ki ki kenu malech atoi chatome, kanyu lana lana shome! Kiki ki mahalech va shove atome!